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Funny SMS [Santa Banta Jokes]

Added 11 months ago

टीचर: अगर अपना कैरेक्टर सुधारना चाहते हो
तो अपनी टीचर को मां समझो….

संता: मैडम इससे तो हमारे पापा का कैरेक्टर खराब होगा….!!


HeartLike SMS #43 - SMS Length: 323 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Santa: Chal Race Lagte Hai Jo
Haara Wo 1000 Rs. Dega..
Banta: Thik Hai Par Mujhe
Raasta Nhi Pata, Santa: Bas Tu
Mere Piche Piche Rehna. Banta:
Thanks Yaar Ur My Best Fend...!

HeartLike SMS #43 - SMS Length: 179 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Manager: What Is Your
Qualification..?
Santa: Sir I Am PHSD..
Manager: What Do U Mean By
PHSD..?
Santa: Passed Hight School
With Difficulty..!

HeartLike SMS #30 - SMS Length: 148 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Jeeto: What Do U Think About
Our Love..?
Santa: Try To Count The Stars
In The Sky..
Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite..
Santa: No Baby,
Its A Waste Of Time..!

HeartLike SMS #30 - SMS Length: 158 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath
Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe
They. Policeman Ne Hath
Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa
Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe
Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

HeartLike SMS #42 - SMS Length: 153 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Ek Raat Ek Chor Santa Ke
Ghar Me Ghus Gaya Aur
Bola: Sona Kaha Hai? Santa
Neend Mein: Are Yaar,
Pura Ghar Khaali Pada Hai,
Kahi Bhi Jaake Soja..!

HeartLike SMS #35 - SMS Length: 150 - Share
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