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Added 3 weeks ago

Jab tak ladkiyon ki shaadi na ho jaye wo decide nahi kar pati unko kaisa ladka chahiye.
Ladkon ki toh baat hi alag hai
khubsurat ladki dekhte hi family planning kar lete hai.

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Added 3 weeks ago

Ladkiyon ko Do kaam hi achhi tarah se aata hai.
*Pehla kaam muh banana or
*dusra kaam muh phulana.

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Added 1 month ago

पत्नी ने सुबह सुबह कहा कि ...
आधा सर दुख रहा है।
पति ने गलती से बोल दिया कि ...
जितना है, उतना ही तो दुखेगा
तब से पति का पूरा शरीर दुःख रहा है.....

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Added 1 month ago

Agar me mar bhi jau to mera gum mat karna
Ansu B mat bahana mere liye.


Sidhe
upar aa jana.

Fir kya???

Pipal ke ped par baitkar logo ko daraynge!!

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Added 2 months ago

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge
Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge
Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle
Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

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Added 2 months ago

Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai,

Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai,

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun,

Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai.

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