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Jokes SMS [Kapil Sharma Special.]

Added 2 years ago

Kapil Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi.
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Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar
padi aur
nikaal diya gya...
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BeCause
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First Caller : Mera Vodafone Ka Sim
Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!!
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Kapil To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.....

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Added 2 years ago

Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver:

Kapil: kitna paisa hua?

Auto wala: 30 Rs..

Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs

Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai

Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap? :-D

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Added 2 years ago

Shamaa bani to parwaane bane

Jaam bana to maikhaane bane

Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…

Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane

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Added 2 years ago

Kapil Sharma -
"aur koi bhaai bandhu jo,
koi sawaal puchna chahta hai" ?
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actually means - "aur koi bhaai
bandhu jo apni bezzati karwaana
chahta hai"... ?

Agree Na ???

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Added 2 years ago

Boy- Hey

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Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3
magical
words..
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Boy- Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them!
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Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu

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Added 2 years ago

Pappu juice wale se :-
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Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali
hai....
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ek glass pine ke baad..
ek glass aur de ladai hone wali
hai..
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woh bhi pene ke baad......
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone
wali hai..
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juice wala :- kab hogi ladai?
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Pappu :- Jab tu paise mangegaa !!

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