|| INDIA'S NO : 1 SHAYARI SITE || DAILY UPDATES || ONLY SELECTED SMS - STATUS - SHAYARI - JOKES ||

Jokes SMS [Rajnikanth Jokes]

Ribesh Posted In Jokes SMS
Added 1 year ago

तलवार बाजी के मुकाबले में…एक चाईनीज ने बाल के दो तूकड़े कर दिये…1 जापानीज ने उड़ती हुई मक्ख़ी की गरदन काट दी…अब,..रजनीकांत ने मच्छर उड़ाया…तलवार घुमाई…परमच्छर तो उड़ता ही रहा…
जापानीज बोला – “हा हा… मच्छर तो उड़ रहा है”
रजनीकांत मुस्कुराते हुए बोला –“उड़ तो रहा हैपर कभी #बाप# नहीं बन पायेगा”Rajni Rocks… New Jokes…

HeartLike SMS #25 - SMS Length: 789 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Rajnikant – Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
.
.
Big B – Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
.
.
Rajnikant – Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai…

HeartLike SMS #28 - SMS Length: 177 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Once spiderman, superman, batman, ironman, james bond, shaktiman, krrish...
All visited Rajnikant...

Do You know which day it was...?

Teacher's Day

HeartLike SMS #28 - SMS Length: 154 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

HeartLike SMS #27 - SMS Length: 154 - Share
Added 2 years ago

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi

Added 2 years ago

World Cup 2015 Groups

Group A:
Pak, India, Srilanka, Aus, NZ, West Indies, SA, Eng, Ban, Zimbabwe, Canada Ireland

Group B:
Rajnikanth-

HeartLike SMS #29 - SMS Length: 142 - Share
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Next »

Jump to Page

advertisements

Share Facebook