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Added 10 months ago

मुन्ना भाई: अरे सरकिट यह कुत्ते पूंछ क्यों हिलाते हैं?
सर्किट: कॉमन सेंस है भाई, अब पूंछ कुत्ते को नहीं हिला सकती है ना।

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Added 1 year ago

Munna bhai: Arre O Circuit Ek Bakra Talaab me Gir gaya hai, Aab Wo Sala Bahar Kaise Aaye ga??

Circuit: Simple hai Bhai ! Geela Ho ker.

Tension Nahi Lene ka Bhai.

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Added 2 years ago

RINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Added 2 years ago

Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!

Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?

Apka Pyara

Munna Bhai

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Added 2 years ago

Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Added 2 years ago

Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.

Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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